In which we subject Janeane Garofalo to the tyranny of the male gaze (and some female gazes as well -- let's not forget her huge lesbo audience). We rate movies for how hot Janeane Garofalo is in them, from one to five JG spots.

 While you're here, sign a petition to get Janeane Garofalo to take off her clothes in a movie.

Wet Hot American Summer 

The geniuses behind this movie cast Janeane Garofalo as a frump, which is not what her fans want to see which is probably one reason the movie tanked at the box office. Redeemed by BTS footage of Janeane Garofalo in a bikini. Sadly, it's more of a glancing shot than Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."  

Nadine in Date Land 

If you're male and you can't get wood at the sight of Janeane prancing around in drorts, you're either gay or dead. It's enough to make Rupert Murdoch reach for his Oxygen.  The romantic comedy, "For Better and Worse," now in pre-production, will also co-star Janeane and Brad Rowe.

Visit our album of "Nadine in Date Land" screen shots in the Janeane Garofalo gallery.