There are only a few actresses who are selected to play "intelligent" c

Janeane is the go-to girl when Hollywood needs someone to play "smart," as she does on "24." Here, she's seen smoking. -- TMZ

Yeah, smoking is "smart" when your family has a history of cancer. Janeane Garofalo often dresses like a refugee from a thrift shop explosion. When Joan Rivers criticizes your fashion sense, you know you're in trouble...

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In the name of sassy self-expression, women have squandered our savings to look like homeless people. -- Cathy Guisewhite, "Cathy"