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"I'm adopted" by Andy Dick

"One friends" by Andy Dick

"Squirrels" by Andy Dick

"Therapy" by Andy Dick 

"Ellen DeGeneres" by Andy Dick

"Before AYDS came out" by Andy Dick

"The Ballad of Andy" by Andy Dick

"Another great days for drugs" by Andy Dick

"Chocolate Martini" by Andy Dick

"Angry pirate" by Andy Dick

"Dirty Sanchez-v-Hot Karl" by Andy Dick

"Cancerous testicle" by Andy Dick

"Trash Elle" by Andy Dick

"Beautiful urinal" by Andy Dick

"Where did I go wrong?" by Andy Dick

Short Stuff

The only thing I’m proud of is Larry Sanders. Everything else I take great issue with. My best experience was The Ben Stiller Show. My worst experience was Saturday Night Live. That’s well-documented. No need to go into that.

-- Janeane Garofalo